A Couple “High-ly” Ranked Movies to Cap Off 420

Welcome to every stoner’s favorite holiday! That’s right, it’s April 20th once again. A day simply known as “420,” where more weed gets smoked, more edibles are eaten, and slower responses to simple questions. If you woke up at noon, had a little wake-n-bake, got yourself some White Castle and Funyuns, you may be on round two, three, four, or maybe the amount of time has slipped your mind.

If you’re looking to relax and end the day with one final smoke session and a nightcap, here are some movies to keep you in the mood for the 420 celebration. So grab your papers, 3-foot bong, or your cheaply deformed pop bottle, spark up the green, and try not to fall asleep!

Nightcap Movies for 420 Participants

How High

It’s in the title and might be the best 420-friendly movie! Who hasn’t thought about smoking their dead homies’ ashes in their honor? It could be a better solution instead of pouring some liquor out, wasting your drink. And man, if he could help you get perfect SAT scores and get you into Harvard, it sounds like a win-win to me!

When you’re sitting there all stoned, just keep your eyes on “I Need $$$” because he may steal something that’s right in front of your eyes. Make sure if you got weed, your boy has the blunt. If you have an issue with any of this, we tell you to “buck up, Bart,” and call you a “Dick Butkus.” Just remember, if we don’t have dough, our friends have dough, and if they don’t have dough, their friends have dough!

Dazed and Confused

Talk about a movie everyone can relate to! When your eyes are bloodshot, start relating the high school kids to your group of friends. Even though the party got busted, we can still have a kegger at the water tower. The 1970s seemed like a groovy time to just enjoy life. No cell phones, no parent check-ins, and if you got a bunch of paint dropped on you, the moment wouldn’t last forever on the internet!

Grab yourself a sixer, go to the pool hall to hang with the boys, and talk to some chicks. If you don’t, we may have to haze you like the freshman, and smack that a** with a paddle. Even if the “high school chicks” didn’t age very well, the rest of the movie is a classic. Watch it tonight, but my main priority tomorrow may be getting Aerosmith tickets!

Friday Trilogy

Whether you’re about to kick Deebo’s a**, going to stay with your crazy cousin, or trying to throw a popping holiday party to pay the rent, the trilogy goes hand in hand with the grass. Smokey will tell you firsthand that “weed comes from the Earth, God gave this for me and you!” Maybe you can get your special brownies from a white skateboard kid, just watch out for those eses across the street.

Miss Kim will tell you they are up to no good. As long as you don’t have a “Big Worm” situation, and you have more than flashlights and whistles to defend yourself, you should be fine! Especially if it’s Monday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got sh** to do! What were you doing anyway? Building a clubhouse?

Ted

How cool would it be to smoke with your teddy bear or one of your other toys that came to life? Your friends may think you either have some great weed or that LSD must be kicking in! Even though it’s unlikely that the wish of your stuffed animal will come to life, you can always pretend. A positive note, you won’t have to pass the dutchie.

Hit the bong, watch some “Thunder Buddies” watch Sam Jones, and Law & Order (dun-dun). I think if this really happened, there would be a lot more “Donnies” in the world. So grab the ganja, pop some popcorn, and be careful what you Google, and enjoy the show.

Final Thoughts

For those who participate in 420, hopefully you are fully submerged on the couch with your favorite snacks, with your favorite strain only an arm’s length away. Put on one of these flicks and spark up the next one! Happy 420, bro!

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