During the course of a relationship, there are ups and downs that every couple goes through. Hopefully, for most, the positives outweigh the negatives, and the arguments are limited. Now this article isn’t about ramping up the fighting between the two of you, but more of a prank feel than vicious intent.
If you are like me, you like to keep your girlfriend on her toes at all times. You don’t want her to get too comfortable without a little teasing, or you want to show how much you love her by a few harmless pranks. If this sounds like you, I have a few suggestions.
3 Ways to P*** Off Your Significant Other
Stealing the Covers/Blanket
This one goes back as far as couples sharing the same bed. Don’t you love getting into a nice, cool bed, maybe putting the fan on, and getting under a warm, fuzzy blanket? Well, she does too, and if she is like my girlfriend, she loves anything warm and fuzzy. Sometimes it’s unintentional, but it happens all the time when one party ends up with all the covers, leaving the other cold and shivering.
If you want to do this intentionally, wait until your partner gets up for a bathroom break in the middle of the night or that “midnight” snack. Take all of the covers for yourself, creating a comfy cocoon-like nest to keep yourself nice and warm. Just a warning, when she gets back, you may have to deal with her freezing feet on your legs.
Cup of Cold Water in the Shower
What is better than a nice hot steamy shower to start your day or to help relax after a long day in the office? When you’re washing up and letting the warm water rinse you off as you close your eyes under the shower head, what would be the thing you least expect? If you hear the door open, you may be thinking your significant other might be wanting to have some wet, extracurricular activities.
You have something different in mind. As you approach the shower curtain or door, slowly show off your ninja skills. You dump the cold glass of water over the barrier on top of your partner. Just a tip, run after! As you scatter away, you will most likely hear a scream with “I’m going to kill you” coming shortly after.
Nerf/Water Gun Fight
Do you regularly get home before the wife or girlfriend? Even better, is it a rare occasion that you are at the house early? What would be better than a small sneak attack on the person you love the most? If it’s during the dog days of Summer, set up camp behind some bushes, your car, or around the house. The moment she gets out of the car, make sure you pump that Super Soaker and drench that b****.
Of course, I say that in the nicest way possible. You could even add some water balloon grenades if accessible. If it’s a little too cold outside for the “water sports” (get your mind out of the gutter), get yourself a Nerf gun! Go off on her, win an assault of a hundred arrows or so, giving her no mercy!
Final Thoughts
I have done some of these things in my own relationship, and if the girlfriend gets really ticked off, I always remind her that I could be boring. Yeah, you may catch them off guard on a day they don’t want to hear it, but hopefully, they will get a good laugh out of it later. A relationship should be fun more times than not, and these are a couple of ways to keep each other entertained and interested.
Point of Vision 
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